VINTAGE ORGIES, MEDICAL PLAY & BIG COCKS

Description: In our first short, we not only have the below-mentioned human zoo, we have some dolt jacking off into the white icing of a wedding cake, how symbolic. Neve mind vitriolic. Here are the reel highlights------pizza, wedding cake, blow jobs, giggles, uncontrolled cum---facials were not popular in this day. Because the girls had such nappy-haired snatches, the white cum on the black bushies was a nice contrast. Cum on the tits, stomach, ass crack and ass cheeks was the norm. Lezzie action, whole hand in the box action, in the tub, a maid servant and her lady, a rubber dong, very vicious looking, the flower girls with that whole hand up the box. All of the items listed below shall be contained in one or more of these four shorts. And, of course, all this fine filth will be rolled up into one at the end, like we always do. Here we have the directorial/erectorial debut of one John "The Wad" Holmes. For those with a feel of porn history, this relic from the earyl 70's, was way ahead of its time. Not only do you have multiple themes and settings, but the face-paced action, in multiples, was revolutionary for the times, considering the single themes of the day. From a historical perspective, these were still turbulent times in the sexual arenas. California, of course, was, and still is, the cesspool and sewer of decadence and perversions. Look at this collection of elbows, poles and assholes, literally and figuratively. Defying public morals was huge once the sexual revolution hit in S.F. and L.A. You couldn't tell the guys from the girls, save for facial hair. Only bathing on Saturday nite, girls abandoned their panties and chic clothes for tents, togas and robes, easily opened and that was the idea----public shock value. Public nudity, flashing, sex in public, smoking weed in public, anything to drive the blue hairs nuts. What you see here is nothing more than a huge opium den. It was a cluster fuck, daisy chain, orgiastic, free-for-all and they loved defying the norms and authority. Now, this is not your kink or fetish medical clinic with prostate poking and some sissie getting worked over by a nurse. Nope, just good old-fashioned, all american fucking and sucking. Nice nubian nurse though, very tasty girl. Our personal favorite---the medical clinic. Imagine if Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, Charles Laughton or Bela Lagosi would have opted for porn. Look at all these Frankenstein-like primitive electronics here. Apparently, the premise throughout is that Big Dick Holmes is seeking medical assistance to arrest and cure his propensity for having a 24/7 hard on. No Viagara back then. Even when he blows off, that flag pole still stands erect, wavering and proud, seeking another quim box to squirrel about in. Smart money says the old hag dommes of the day, used these props for some of their evil. Look at these fucking stirrups. You could have a Frontier Days right in this room. Look at these Sci-Fi gadgets, priceless. Even a medical board meeting where all the "head" nurses are on the knees, under the table servicing the linens. Remember that hot, black, catfighting Pam Grier? Well, we got a nubian nurse here, who could be her porn twin. And does she suck and fuck. Patients, doctors, in or off the fucking table, this is truly a toe tapper. These gadgets are right out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie. How about a trip to Madame Zelda's fortune telling clinic? Grease poles aside, this was another popular setting of the day. Actually, these were fronts for prostitution, reefer, opium or hash dens were in the back, while crystal balls, eight balls and bandanas (doo rags) were up front. Usually, one came in, paid up front money and engaged in chit chat, while saying the magic word(s) or password, kinda like the duck flying down in the Groucho Marx game show, "You bet your life." The customer was then shown to the back, or upstairs, or in most cases, through drapes of love beads, and away you went. Look what we got next---a horny chick doing herself, on the sink, full weight, with an Andre champagne bottle. Does that bring back memories, never mind the suspense of hoping the sink collapses and rips away from the wall as she frigs herself to madness. Look at the size of the bottle. There was Andre bubbly, Andre pink and Andre Cold Duck and all of them were more suited to stripping rust off your car, not for human consumption. Alternating stinky swigs and more frigging, this girl is really a peach. How about some chopsticks going up the dump chute? How about a Caligula, toga type, Roman orgy setting? Food, drink and cum flying everywhere. A big climax and even a facial, rare for the times.