VINTAGE FILTH AT ITS FINEST-1920-1950
For those obsessed with all the nuances of the old days, these entries, in our specialty house, are worth every penny. Whether silent, a dubbed over audio track, or the original, "spoke easy" or bump & grind music, these are what make collector's classics true treasures. (they are called "spoke easies" cuz they're not around any more.) What the movies lacked in clarity or special effects, they more than made up for them with ordinary people, dimestore disguises and costumes, full girdles, granny panties, and the hairiest muffs you have ever, ever seen. And those clever sub-titles will bring tears to your eyes. We begin with two girls walking down a dirt road. Here comes the dirty old man in his gangster-mobile, asking them for a ride. And he promises not to be a pervert. We even kept the "jumping" inside, where the film starts coming off the spool and starts hopping like the vertical holds needs a tweak. So, the girls give us a nice squat and a tinkle, while the pervert wanks from behind the trees. Then, he has to go and the girls spy on him too, quite racy for the day. Next we have some MILF/younger/older role play and you'll swear James Dean was starring in this short. Some of these dudes look more like Charlie Chan, Fatty Arbuckle and Groucho Marx than the originals. These guys are a hoot. Cute blonde just strips right out of her clothes and away they go. Some enthusiastic cocksucking here. Some outdoor action follows--now this is a stitich. Of all the "trees in the forest," for a couple to come and fuck, they have to pick the clearing that "suddenly their friends come in and join them for a picnic." Got a frenchie babe ready to get into the shower. She's got some kind of object that she wants to bend over and diddle herself with. Now, back in the day, you did not have the technology we have today. Wooden pegs, smoothed and sanded, did the trick, or some metal phlange or piece of pipe, these were hard-core bitches. And, this one puts her heels on, as soon as she gets out of the shower. Some zealous knob-bobbin here too. Some of these babes were hot---pin-up or burlesque girls, picking up extra coin doing some smut on the side. Some were hags you'd never want to wake up next to. Look what we got here--Send in The fucking clowns---clowns fucking too. Now, this is a spoke easy. Note the bar, bar back and the dingy basement. These places were perfect for filming smut, bringing prostitutes, in addition to the gambling and drinking fare. Some of these places were the size of underground parking garages, easily walled up and "mazed" so multiple activities could take place under one roof, so to speak. They also had girl fights and bare-fisted boxing here too. Ever wonder why Capone lived in the Lexington Hotel? It was what went on beneath the street, that really gave him that grease cash. Some good fucking here too. You'll notice that the girls lay on top of the guy and vice versa, not too much doggie style or "up" fucking in these, but there are some along the way.