Slaughter festival! There's fresh bacon! HumanPig

Description: A new pig was delivered to me and Nica Nordic today! It runs back and forth unsuspectingly in the barn. It's lying nicely on straw in its pigsty. After a close inspection, Mrs. Nordic and I realize that the pig is definitely fat enough to finally be slaughtered! So we put on our wellies and get the pig driver out! We chase the pig around the barn for a while with the pig driver until we catch it and tie it up by the back foot. Now we can tie it to the post outside together. The poor sow has no idea what is about to happen. The butchers get ready and put on their rubber boots and rubber aprons. The pig waits unsuspectingly in the pigsty. We quickly sharpen the knives and get the captive bolt xxx ready. We grab the fat pig and I shoot it in the head with the captive bolt xxx while I pull out the xxx to cut its neck and Mrs. Nordic holds the xxx. And then that's it with the SChwein, quickly pull it up by its feet and let it xxx out slowly. We're already looking forward to the bacon and pork knuckle! Attention, this is a MOCK SLAUGHTER not real xxx